pimpdaddy

i should be mugging econs now or doing my tutorials cos seriously i dont know what i am doing. but finally my happy cloud has disappeared. disappeared pretty quick. im depressed. really depressed like a depressed gay is depressed. i think i know why. its cos of pimpdaddys who pimp everything and make u look bad, no matter how u look at urself. u just see urself as a complete loser, especially when u gay around and then these pimpdaddies come around and pimp it up like everyday is sundae.

the pimpdaddy i am going to talkabout here is a real pimp. i think i can safely say he pimpzall. he is an allrounded pimpdaddy, what almost qualifies to be a pimpdaddydaddy. or even a pimp god.

this pimp daddy has the academic prowess. despite not dedicating his holidays to pimping the tys and tutorials, he raped ct1s as hard as i would like to rape ahem. now some cocky bastards might say that his results are not pimp enough. yea, he is not an academic pimp like, you-know-who and you-know-who. but i think he at least is in the second tier. not godlike, but reall pro. 'B' for econs. enough said.

and then this pimp daddy pimps his cca like a real master pimp should. despite being a member of a chinaman cca, he just pimped hard and came out ahead. and then he pimped all the medals that are pimpable.

core cca in rj aside, he pimped his ri cca hard, becoming chief pimp. in this capacity, he supervised, educated and inspected 'cute little ri boys' as they knotted knots and erected sticks and pitched tents.

a complete activist pimp, he pimped the speaker of parliament, his excellency a t. which is godlike. who pimps so hard he gets the speaker of parliament to write a testimonial for him? only this real pimp even stands a chance to even get to the stage of breathing the same air as our most honorable speaker. a real pussy like me dont even there entertain this thought. even my very thought taints him with my utter pussiness.

sometimes pimping goes heywired. this pimpdaddy was part of the pimpteam that designed the farewell gift for ri. i think everyone agrees the batch gift was a disastrous waste of monies, but this pimpdaddy still got himself a name and left himself a mark on ri. he just signed off on all the walls of raja.

CIPimp. 100 hours +++. what more do i have to say?

some detractors might say that there are still greater pimps that this pimpdaddy, like ******, ******, ******. (cool i just realized theyre all 6 letters) well these 3 pimps in question dont go around prostituting their physical prowess. this pimpdaddy prostitutes his arms, which are as thick as thick arms should be and as sculpted as sculpted arms should be. and then he engages in body appreciation with a real pussy just so that he looks good. he even flexes his calf muscle for all to admire.

the clinching factor for this pimpdaddy is that he really has a way of pimping girls. he is a human magnet, attracting girls of all types to him. from a**h to w****jv* to y****u. he even attracts deviant boys like yi**** and aar of late. heehee. anyway, just this afternoon, this pimpdaddy pimped into the library with a girl in tow. he left with 2 girls.

if he is not a pimpdaddy, not the pimp of pimps, not the pimpdaddy of pimpdaddies, i dont know who is.

and he is pissing me off. he spoits the market.