the raffles ride

haha fanciful name for open house.
anyway open house today was a little fun actually. i reached school pretty early, sfl wasnt open so i went to hml. havent been there in quite a while. before hcl o i spent days cramming chinese. fuck i still got a2. anyway the library felt nice, if a little stuffy cos the aircon was just started. no one in the library except the student librarian. he is some wuss. anyways
read straits times then some random magazines. was looking for the quran but couldnt find it. at 9 i goes to rj.

obviously no one would be in school, so we didnt set up our booth and went to watch performances at amphi. the gay day begin with renditions of abba by the band, dancing queen, mama mia and fernando. then there was modern dance, which was quite enjoyable to watch. lenny was just pro.

basically its supposed to be open haus to the secondary sch kiddies, but it was more like an open house for j1s. cos we were all strolling around, watching performances exploring the LTs and drinking from the milo van. i took like 5 cups i think.

inspection 1: das

then suddenly out of the blue, as i stroll up from the milo van i sees das. which totally scares the shit out of me, that theres no one at the booth. walau i quickly runs to booth with gt and mt and when sowden arrived we talk some cock to him.

and he says, good job guys.
phews.

quiz 1: rgs girls

anyway no one was interested in what acad clubs had to offer, as usual, then suddenly 2 rgs girls came, and said in a super bimbotic gorilla way that so this is recas. damn i is the only one there and i had to entertain them.

turns out they are the reps for rgs for caq. wawaweewa. impressed. but they were stupid. they says they studied for the quiz or something. so i ask them the questions and they got every single question wrong.

the best one is the gini coefficient one. 'i know this one, i know this one, wait ar... ...'
i wait.
'wait ar...'
'2! confirm!'

fuck gini coefficient is obtained by the area between y=x and the lorenz curve over the area below y=x. logically speaking theres no way for the number to be over 1! wtf!

some other fairly intelligent answers include singapore is the smallest country in the world, vatican is part of italy, myanmars capital is some godknowswhat.

rgs always loses. we know why. to be discussed later by hq.

i proceed to clown around. ate lunch then went to range, where we scared the range supervisor abit by trying to load the pistols ourselves, in the process screwing the pistols up. haha. me, lenny and alan. damn nonsense lah. played and played, then went back to booth.

inspection 2: hq

then hq and sherm0n walks past booth, we invite them to play the quiz. proving his worth as exchair and as exrepresentatives of ri, they simply raped all the questions. they got ALL correct! impressive.

then we chats and he talks about the rg girls flirting with the hwach boys or sth stupid like that. and that they suck at all this kinda stuff. apparently while every team was answering 11 to 15 questions of 25 questions asked correctly, the rg team was answering 2 or 3 correctly. when they picked sports they got 0. wawaweewa. and how their stupidity n bimboticness pisses people off.

i think the rj girls sitting in the vicinity were quite pissed off at his apparent sexism. but in humanz comps, the girls, esp rg girls suck. haha i rmb acjc geog, they couldnt even get past round 1, which is embarrassing. vjc humans also. act damn pro, go damn 'on time' then get booted in the first round. jokes ah jokes.

quiz 2: rj ppl

anyway we were more like entertaining the rj ppl. cos all of them started coming to the booths to play. sammy, dom, liqian, seng teck, alankoh, hc, junren all came down to have fun.

sengteck and alankoh live up to their names and got most of the questions correct, the rest got about 8 or 9 out of 50 correct. which is pretty sad, but much better than the competitn teams.

we packed our booth early cos there was little to no interest in our booth, then i strolled around, went booth visiting then went canteen to slack. came home cos i felt a little nauseous.