1. going out with a person of the same gender (one on one) to the movies is really quite gay. i tried it once and i vow to never do it again, no matter how good the movie is. and whenever same gender pair outings happen between two people often i start to question their sexuality.
2. the classgirls, like zhenan, are quite rich. if you cant find them, they are either mugging hard in their secret mugging closet or worshipping and ogling and singing and dancing in church or planning cell group activities or in town to watch eclipse to get wet by robert pattinson. or else they are strolling around their backyard, which is roughly all the land and waters bounded by GMT +8 and GMT. mostly europe and the middle east for now.
3. classoutings generally end in failure because liquidincome distribution is grossly unequal. the gini coefficient tends to 1. not everyone comes from upper middle class families so not everyone can afford to watch movies without feeling the pinch. or fly over for a 3 day conference without saving all his hardearned monies from selling his services for duties. or make a pilgrimage to israel without cutting off a pound of flesh from his/her/its breast, closest to the heart, with/without spilling a drop of (relevant) blood.
4. not everyone has the same idea of fun and no one should be coerced to enjoy something he or she clearly doesnt. it sucks when the constituents of the class do not have overlapping areas of interest except mugging, and now that half the local class is in ns they dont have to mug, so the two halves of the class do not have overlapping areas of interest at all. going for buffets is something that some fervently enjoy, but others completely dont, with some even angsting about it. tough.
5. everything bad is mao tsetungs fault.
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