Friday, December 21, 2007

her perfect body

it's with little consolation that i find out that i am not taking china eastern. im taking china airlines. apparently it has a wee better safety record. but with china, u never know whether they is bluff. and we be beat.

the flight is be 0815 +8GMT. i will be in the airport 2 hrs earlier, and the sky isnt bright yet. doesnt help that tomorrow is the winter solstice. but then ar, i dont think thats very big deal in singapore. except sesame glutinous rice balls, maybe.

i wanted to do some mugging, but i slacked off the past few days. yesterday i amused myself watching korban on youtube. i find korban really amusing. especially when u slash the animal's throat halfway across, in the process opening its windpipe and cutting some bits of jugular veins.

and then dump the poor beast on some groundsheet for it to bleed to death. and struggle, and bleed, and try to stand up, and fall, and bleed, and bleat. for a good 2 mins at least. bleat, bleat, bleat. not bah bah bah.

and u say, 'tais toi, pauvre bete!'

hehe. well its a good deed. u kill and bleed these animals, so that the poor may have their fill of meat once a year. septic shock, agony, till the blood drips dry. and curried rib eye.

but i will be no hypocrite. i do eat meat. and i think kambing soup can taste great. i hears that the mosque at clementi performs korban. the one near my old pathetic hdb flat. yupp, apparently my mom saw the sacrifice before. excursion next year.

hehe.

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