this morning was quite productive, definitely more so than lounging around the vermin infested grounds of the office, soaking up the miasma, eavesdropping into mommas giving mental sums and getting sick.
i finished packing my stuff, and im proud to say that my files are now in order. i have managed to at least pack 80% of my stuffs in the right place, which is a rare achievement on my part. ive separated the files with dividers so that i can refer to the chapters damn quickly.
and i removed the stuffs from the shelf by my table. my maid is going to wipe it. by the way, ikea sucks. never buy their mdf board furniture, they change color. da vinci is still much better. or get some real wood from indonesia, not expensive, really. maybe 50% more than an equivalent piece from ikea, and maybe a slightly less flashy design, but it is real wood and it is hardier. here i digress.
anyway as i remove stuff to clean, i dunno how they get so dusty anyway, i chanced upon my report book from sec 1. yep, the small one, not the hardcore rp A4 size one.
im quite a loser now, my life is a fuck and my results are in a rut. but if u were to know the don from sec 1, the real loser, then the don today is not only much improved, but an exemplar of brilliance. lets here savor what teachers had to say about don over the years. the more interesting ones of course. the more hurtful ones that make me swear revenge. of course.
TeoCM for Math: Don is capable of doing better.
alright nothing very bad about this one. i really did damn badly for the test, scoring like 66%, just a hair over the 64% that was the class mean.
Computer studies, by shar0nxu, haha the best: NA. Assignments not handed in.
oops, like i care about com studies. i pride myself for my identity of being a com knownothing. just like not having a handphone used to be part of juanhes identity. hah. html can just go and die man. com studies lessons are for sleeping after swimming or playing retarded games like little fighter II sucker! fuck off fatass! haha
Computer studies, again: Don, you need to put in more effort in your studies. haha.
well there was a class test, and i scored 27/100. which is quite a fantastic score, by any standard. lol. i think i even impressed myself lah, no one else in class got lower than me, i think. spectacular. haha.
History by doreen: More effort needed in assignments
i got a 47 for coursework, which is a fail. haha. quite impressive. i remember i forgot all about that stupid what's around RI piece of junk. so u are a martian or something, then u land in bishan in AD 3000 and what u will find. so i copied directly from syf, haha, and to make it less obvious i switched the order without looking at the titles in the boxes. so u would find the massive ri crest in the canteen, ten year series in a field and some shit. eh good attempt ok. quite creative leh, more creative than ur stupid martian.
doreen screwed my life up. in sec 1 she was my ft, and she kept denying me opportunities outside class. so i was totally marginalized. i wanted to switch cca, she refused to switch for me. she didnt bother writing a recommendation for anything for me.
dont let me see her in some 3rd world country. or shes gonna get a hurt, real bad.
anyway i finally woke up at the end of sec 1 and raped the history and geography tests, getting 80 for each, which was quite an achievement for a loser like me. yupp.
in sec 1 i was a total loser, getting raped from everything. the only thing good was IRS, cos my grp had imba people and i totally slacked off. i got some hardcore good score for the year and i felt quite bad for making damn work so hard to cover me. haha. so in sec 4, by chance we formed back as a group of 6 and i hardcored the report. hopefully i made up for it.
other than that, sec 1 was a total misadventure. there was no clear end to the orientation for sec 1s, so i played all the way through. i didnt study for any class test, so i screwed them all up big time, i didnt pay attention in class, but this is usual, up until today.
i was some happy boy. at 1:35 exact i would hop on 156 and get home and surf porn. nope, no studying for me. and somehow in sec 1 i was under the impression that ri curriculum was so different from the norm, i didnt bother to do assessments or ten year series and the like. and in ri u know how pathetic the worksheets are.
but i tried at the end. i mugged like a dick. but the last spurt was not enough to give me good results. when the scores were totalled i actually got an average of 70.6%, which is actually damn lousy for a sec 1. half the world got over 75%, so i was more or less a straggler.
jokes, in sec 1 i got only 1 A1. the irony of all, it is french. and that A1 was 75.0 exact. what the fuck lah. thats my highest score. im beginning to emphatize with some people in my class this year. i feel for them, especially when i have been in such deep shit once in my life.
Sec 2
KohBH for English: Don will do well if he puts in effort.
well, well i remember he didnt touch coursework the whole year and droned on and on about the bee gees, his loser hyundai and the art work of some loser artists. quite enjoyable to listen, i must admit, but what his person, lessons and his attitude towards life is brilliantly and succinctly summed up here:
I'm right and you are wrong. I know it and you know it.
yupp, by the great man himself. this is the way he responds to anyone who dares to question the thoughts that flow from his half empty coconut. the other half is slush.
well from sec 2 onwards i started to buck up, so the comments generally became positive. the only loser comments i got were, don doesnt participate in class and the like.
sec 3 was a new life for me. i moved over to 3p, and i guess it is this association with hardcore muggers that helped shape who i am today, the competitive loser. they mugged hard, and i was inclined to mug hard to. they mugged harder, and i was inclined to mug harder as well.
by sec 3 the don of yore, of sec 1 was really a thing of the past, i guess, no more the fucker who doesnt hand in homework or doesnt study. results werent stellar, but ok.
comments were nice, especially by yuen, who mentioned in sec 3 that don writes convincingly, for geography, and don is a gifted writer, for social studies. i guess i found my ability to write argumentative during this time.
but the fuck hard sucker nair had to screw up a nice comments sheet with: not weak, but needs greater effort and concentration in class. preparation for assignments is ok, though.
fuck! this is a fucking report card! ur not supposed to write this kinda trivial and disgusting shit in it! and seriously, i didnt think i did so badly to warrant such a bad comment lah! fuck. i got a 78 for english, which was wayy above the 73.3 level average. and i did try to pay attention lar. knn u stupid ******.
alright, in sec 4, all was well and good, cos malani da shit didnt bother to write. haha. i remember a disgusting first encounter with her when i was in sec 2, but thats for another time.
so the don today is fucked up loser, but the don today, is much improved.
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