not jekyll, just Hyde

well i havent started. quite hard to define what i learnt and what i have contributed. hehe.

well if my supervisors were honest they would write that i have been a total slacker producing substandard work absolutely befitting of their substandard outfit and commensurate with my substandard pay and their substandard office, doing research from 4 sources and then citing the research of these sources. and deflecting work or producing work so crap, like in the research for sgp companies in india, which i simply ripped off from a 2005 edition of ies work (which was ripped off the indian embassy by ie staff and passed off as their work, btw) that they decide to give me work im interested in doing.
and that i kept touring the office and destroying things along the way, my temp pass (yanked the clip), my subcubicle dwellings upholstery (was all black from the polish, and one piece of cloth was ripped off), the waste paperbasket (was dented from compression), my laptop (i kept opening and banging against it, the CD drive couldnt close properly), generally anything i could get my hands on.
wasting resources, printing 1 ream of paper, and dumping them in packets at empty cubicles after i was done, using post-it stickers by the block (i used 6 pads), stapling like everydays sunday, forming paperclips into chains, not switching off the laptop and letting it standby over the weekends, using paper cups meant for VIPs (but my father said they served in proper cups when he met the Dy CEO), using stacks of serviettes in throwing games, squirting the disinfectant all over the place, yep, thats me.
raeding wikipedia instead of doing proper research, finding out about tactical warfare in WWII when doing work on the pakistan coup, reading about Peccavi instead of doing proper research on the states in india, reading LTTE propaganda instead of researching on wickremsinghe and checking up universities before being disappointed by the bleak future.
sitting around shidas area, disrupting his work and irritating the people in the vicinity with our chatter, maybe pissing people off with snide remarks about civil servants, going for lunch early and returning late (although this is common practice), chatting on gmail with zhenan and samuel cos msn wouldnt work, taking mc and leave on whim and generally messing around.

im the employee and coworker from hell. fear me.