Thursday, November 29, 2007

shakenodtan

my laptop has been fixed,
my parents are coming.
holidays suck, council, research... screw off!

here is a story happened in my hostel today.
the common room where the TV, dvd player and newspaper are was somehow locked up today.
as i was super bored in the evening, i went to office to request to open the common room on my floor.
here is the convo between the two AHMs and me,

zhenan: hello, i want to use the common room, but it is locked, can u pls open it?
AHM A: why u wanna use it?
zhenan: because i want to watch TV. (wtf, why do i want to use it when u put tv, newspaper and dvd players inside? arhah, i want to kill someone inside! why dun u ask urself why u build it in the 1st place?)
AHM B: why u want to watch TV now?
zhenan: (WTF!) -.-" because i got nothing to do...
AHM A: ok, let me see. we dun hav the key.
zhenan: then may i know where the key is?
AHM B: i dun think we have a key to that room!
zhenan: are u telling me that u lock a room without a key? (CAN'T YOU MAKE A BETTER LIE?)
AHM B: maybe u go back and try around 6pm or after dinner..
zhenan: ok, thanks.

life is damn tough, especially when u cannot have the right to watch TV!
and when u have to meet some one who insist that u can lock up a door without a key!
wtf!
-sigh-

can we go out?

Limpp

i went to the docs today
she was one old bitch
talk damn slow
think damn slow
ask retardedly

but thats not impt cos i got an mc.
that means NO WORK for 2 fucking days!

yay!

haha
went

IKEA Courts & Giant

but that's not important.


Porn beckons.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

inspi(red)

life in the office is so suck, i think im not going to work tomorrow. bloody hell im inflicted with a malady from the miasma that is the air of the low-level subcubicle dweller thats me. now my throat is dry as a tight p***y. i got headache and runny nose too. the air is really bad. and the water tasted really weird today. maybe they drilled wrongly and penetrated the pipe and screwed its juice. so now my brain is really not functioning at all. its a whole load of mush.

theres nth ive been looking forward to with my work, cos it sucks. but my long sorjounes chez shida. who happens to be funnier than the AP16 shida of 4p. haha. shida reloaded keepes complaining abt AAABC, n his lack of a girlfriend as well as his srp. haha

alright i want to sleep already.
im sick.

hello, im zhenan

orientation dry run juz finished.
it has been 'fun' and 'interesting'!
as the programmes are to be kept secret,
i shall not mention about the details like a game called stripe me if u can.(heehee)

went for research today, got some ppl from YDSP came to our lab and interviewed us.
and i was really shocked when she said that the special thing abt this programme is that we can see bigger machines which are more scary!
and she asked me is it more scary or scarier afterwards to ensure she did not make a grammartical error!
plsssss......
more scary!??

life really sux!
no laptop now, i dun even noe what i should do.
some fag juz refuse to come online before 930 pm!!!
go and die! arh!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Missions

so thats what they call these fancy things. they is going on a mission to the india to tell peoples to invest in singapore. lol. alright, i should stop being the chief analyst here.

life has been pretty screwy, esp on farewell, which i totally have no impression hows to do. ive never had a farewell in ri. and seriously, the thing is, theres be no j2 girl going cos its the day before the prom n they wont risk microcuts or sunburnt skin or flaky hair. and i dun think e j2 guys be so good reason to have them go for their sake.

yeah. sleeptime. havent talked to tho in a while.
daah.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

make me foam



watch the whole video if u can. senior executives from MDA rapping like some shit. shameless shits. haha. but good effort at being retarded. yes yes y'all haha

Musings

1. having walked orchard road, i realized that rj is a really ugly place traversed by really ugly peoples. im disappointed with life. apart from seeing a few well endowed blondes along orchard road, nothing is going right.

2. there is massive inflation for psle this year, but im not really bothered. hah.

3. i've gotten myself a new phone, the nokia 6120c. $0 from singtelcomcenter where there was no queue. i took 1 hour to find out how to load songs. im that noob. and then i find out the memory card is only 256mb. which is not that many songs. but i guess enough to last the bugis to upp bt timah tripp.

4. im getting sick of work. i want to report sick and stay home and watch kidscentral and laze around and play with my stuff toys and doodle and play with myself.

5. i had better start some pt. so i wont have to enlist early.

6. i have to sign up for SAT soon. and then MUG for it to get above 2000. haha. naah dunneed so high. just need to pwn zhenan can alr. haha.

7. ok byebye.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

to my dear friend

to my dear friend,

your arguement has clearly shown how boring and miserable your life has been recently.
if u need someone to play pool with,
just give me a call @ 92213613.
im quite free these few days.

the list below is my recent schedule, so make adjustment.

23 nov 9am - 5pm YDSP
24 nov 12pm - 4pm orientation dance prac
operation dryrun meeting
25 nov 2pm - 5pm Lian He Zao Bao meeting
26 nov 8am - 5pm Orientation dry run
27 nov 8am - 630pm Orientation dry run
28 nov 8am - 3pm Orientation dry run
29 nov 2pm - ??? Grad night work day
30 nov 7am - ??? Grad night dry run
1 dec PARENTS COMING

take care, don.

p.s. how is ur face?

urs,
zhenan

Meditations

having jogged my mind with red hot chili pepper's by the way album, i here aim to attempt to postulate why prc scholars do better. prc scholars hereinafter to be referred to as 'zhenan', 'prc' & assorted derogatory terms. do indulge my lapses and excesses. thanks.

Preamble

it comes as no surprise that prcs do better than locals. this phenomenon is neither shocking nor new nor exclusive to the college in the bishan-braddell area (whatever). every academic competition is oversubscribed by these people and they dominate all the prize tables. outside pure academics, prcs rule the basketball courts, the chinese cultural societies and the elite science clubs.

Ever befuddled by this phenomenon? well there are many reasons, and here are some i dare suggest.

Red China is very big

Even without taiwan, oops, ROC, PRC already numbers around 1.3 billion people. if ur indian, that's 130 crore. heck, taiwan wont even matter. since there are so many people and these who have been selected are selected based on merit, then they must be le creme de la creme and possibly the best or at least among the best that the People have to offer. clearly these people fall within the wee percentage of percentages, and absolute number for number they must generally be better than the same fractal of people they contend with. so they are better.

the counter to this is that there are many people who come self funded. well, there are wussy prcs that do not get 120/100 for all their math tests. but those that can pay their passage to get here safely on a plane and not a little sampan must already know something. exclude the premium genes and sharp acumen that they could have inherited from their o so wise parents who ship them over to the land of the more-free.

They are older

they benefit from the maturity that comes with age and a few more trips around the sun. most are older and such can benefit from the wealth of at least 1 years experience. and this helps them a lot. their brains are more developed, to add to their brilliance.

They've studied the stuffs in prc

english might be a barrier for them, but seriously, how many subjects require a good grasp of her majesty's language? as long as their english can function, physics, chemistry and maths should not be a problem. to compound this, they have already studied quite a bit of this back home under mao's portrait. right. maybe they didnt exactly study maclaurins series and what not, but when they came in sec 3, they were sort of repeating a year, so they have a stronger and better foundation. whereas stragglers like me keep getting pushed up and out by the institution, these people 'relearn' their stuff and hone their math skills to allow them to achieve greater heights. (auspicium melioris aevi)

They have nothing to do but mug

well this is obviously the strongest of my points. the least fallible of them all.

most prcs who come to singapore come by themselves, without a family. as such, they do not have to set aside family time apart from that rare call home to their mommas. 'da er zi hau xinku ah'. their weekends are void of such family commitments, allowing them to indulge themselves, 'basic physical chemistry' in one hand and a gay pink highlighter in the other.

well they have friends. interesting counter. thank you for this interesting point. however when they come to singapore, most of them get posted with their lao xiangs. they get posted to the same school. if u had seen them for one whole week, wont get sian meh? id foam if i have to see the same faces nearly all of my waking hours.

besides, comrades have the same vision, same goal, same want. theyd all just come together and spend quality time bonding over tetrahedral, planar, seesaw and what not, with a gay pink highlighter in one hand. together, they can discover the intricacies of the building blocks of the universe, and boyfriends and girlfriends, prcs of course, relish the trip they take down the brief history of time. stephen hawkings not a prc, but nevermind.

it is also important to note that if they have friends, locals have friends too. but i digress.

well a zhenan once said he got many external stuffs to commit too. he goes out pretty often, he shoots a fair bit, he has ydsp, he has lianhe zaobao and a plethora of commitments.

simply put, he is atypical. which prc gets C for gp? if i were a prc and i got a C i would be so happy id drape the china flag and do a victory lap around the track like liuxiang did during the olympics. look around. half the prcs are active in two ccas. two is already being very charitable to them, and invariably one of them is chinese society and the other a science club. yes, one or two have shooting, wushu, council, red cross. but one or two. they are anomalies. and their results show it. they dont get the perfect scores that we know they know we believe they should get.

they have all the time in the world to mug. excluding their good genes and their endurance, clearly the uneven playing field favors them. they have a headstart, they wank over math, clearly they gain the upperhand over us.

that's all.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

standing in line to see the show tonight

ok maybe drinking half a glassa brandy is not right. and trying to take a warm bath after that is not very clever. it causes acne and whatever wound to just open up and turn septic and i have a boil on my face now. fuck.

class outing was sucky. the wusses came late. i've never paid so much to eat food so suck. fuck i was pissed. knn. anyway i dunno wads in their minds man, wanna eat special food, go say eat house of sundanese food. fuck? u can get tt store almost everywhere in teh heartlands. o yah maybe they only go orchard. too atas alr.

fucking hell lau par sat? naah please, the food there is damn specials lahs. anyway lau pah sat would have been better than the stone grill without a stone grill. cao

and they all go home straight after dinner. wadkinda attitude is this lah! walau eh knnbccb wtf omg

anyway
fuck my lips are chapped and the area around my mouth raw cos my skin is cracking from the miasma in my office. haha. shida went out to buy bonjela for me. anyways my job has been damn slack i havent exactly done any much wokr. haha

alright
sleep early so i wont fall so sick so easily.
alright

Monday, November 19, 2007

dotz..

  • Hitting one of the large portions of each of the numbered sections, traditionally coloured black and white, scores precisely the points value of that section.
  • Hitting the thin outer portions of these sections, coloured red and green, scores double the points value of that section.
  • Hitting the thin inner portions of these sections, roughly halfway between the outer wire and the central circle and again coloured red or green, scores triple (or 3x) the points value of that section.
  • The central circle is divided into a green outer ring worth 25 points (known as "outer", "outer bull", or "iris") and a red inner circle (usually known as "bull", "inner bull" or "double bull"), worth 50 points. The term "bullseye" can mean either the whole central part of the board or just the inner red section. The term "bull's ring" usually means just the green outer ring.

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darts

Sunday, November 18, 2007

im busy

jay chou's new album is sort of disappointing, but still got nice songs.
there is no breakthrough, but can pass lah.. ppl usually will eventually get commercialized..

count down to orientation dry run 1 starts, but i did not do anything yet until now.
surprisingly, i dun feel guilty at all.

the christmas cip is coming. yiheng get a chance to be manager.heehee, maybe its because he hardcore signed up for every single day he is free in december!
naah,pleeeeese.

shooting training has been ignored for more than 2 months,
time for it. so start training tmr!

SAT is juz around the corner, but i have not yet done anything.
not even the pre-test. slack too much alr...

lian he zao bao is becoming way too demanding now!
got plenty of work to do and have meeting every sunday!

must have a proper schedule now,
i cannot foresee how busy i will be during december especially after my parents come. one more committment.

maybe don is right,scholars should be good at study cause we do not have much to concern abt except study..
or maybe he is wrong.

jay chou's song is really not bad.
his new album "i am busy."
should it describe me,
life is tough

#1 Crush

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

I will lie for you
I can steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

#1 Crush

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

I will lie for you
I can steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

#1 Crush

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

I will lie for you
I can steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

Saturday, November 17, 2007

let the motherfuckers burn

yesterday was fun. haha. little india was really boring and quite hard to walk. everytimes i is scared some car knock me down. talking about that i saw an accident today with a guy lying unconscious in balestier. i saw real dried human blood for the first time.

cs was fun, even when i kept dying n tk-ing. haha poolday just keep killing aaron. tk-ing is horrible n tk is fked up. im sure juz anyhow unilaterally say alright 3/12 is farewell? wad the fark? n u expect us to juz say alright we will turn up cos someone is in indon n u r some paralegal or some shit? fuck off.

heehee i was crankying around ikea after that haha. and i think when aar buy shoes i pissed the converse guy off cos im damn particular. haha. check the tubing on the shoes and the glue stains haha. but when u make an investment like that, it doesnt hurt to be careful. and u pay the premium for converse also for the service mah. so muz fully exploit the expenditure. its not like time is damn precious. time crawls by man. when ur a wuss like me.

i shared with zhenans my view on default products n the investment of time, effort n feeling. m i too rational? cant be la. haha.

today was pissing off

marshalling. total of 14/16 of the ppl who signed up turned up. to all who did, thanks a lot. to yiheng, fk u. i was alr pissed in the morning, waking up at this kinda hellish hour esp when i didnt really get any proper sleep cos of teh cino the day earlier which kept me freaking awake.

so when zhenan pissed me off i punched him. hah! sucker! hah!
and the shirt was a gay pink. yucks. n i got a man L shirt at first which was actually S i think. then change with aar then he also cant wear aha

job was qte simple, juz stand arnd, the old ppl dun even need help, cos the fking trail was damn short. juz qte fun to talk cock with me classmates. haha

then went velocity to gaigai where we all looked gay in our hotpink polos. followed the girls to cold storage, then they went for some briefing for christmas cip tt i wont be gng for cos im in the land of the cardboard paus over tt period. jajaja.

then went home, slept the afternn away before gng to tempus. fk. 300k for a watch? i'll foam lah. but 1 day, tt watch is gonna be mine. hah.

ah.

Friday, November 16, 2007

don's off day

off today, go little india to eat! the food is ok, but the drink is super nice cause its so sweet that ppl will easily get diabetes. i like!

aar's hardcore! try the rice with hand. and don likes the stupid donut shape food with the hot green chilli.

CS is cool, aar is really good. and jorddy is pro also. i suck at it.haha, but still got luck to kill ppl by accident.. heehee, don is not much better, but he did not team kill so many times like me... sorry, jorddy :P

walking around queenstown is energy-consuming. especially when we are walking around to hunt a sneaker for aar.

IKEA is huge, my first time being there, but seriously, where got normal young boys go there and try sofa and bed? haha, but its fun. (maybe except the licking part)

aar got a new pair of shoes in the end, brown converse.. not bad (for the price)

Thursday, November 15, 2007

India

sucks.

goodbye,
india

welcome,
Arabia

haha Off tomorrow! woohoo!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I've got a life to lead

but no soul to free

my life is screwed
so screwed
so damn fking screwed

im going to a town that has already been burnt down

Monday, November 12, 2007

Asok

ive decided to break the blanket silence on my internshippe.

many a time today i felt like asok, the intern in dilbert. i can draw many parallels. we are the lowest lifeforms in the office, which is dysfunctional. everyone just dumps work on us and no one really gives a fuck about us. most of them are stupid and tell you contradictory stuff or set out unachievable goals. maybe they secretly enjoy giving unclear instructions and sending you on the long route.

but u cant blame them. having talented invidividuals in these jobs waste them. u need shit heads. now im supportive of the elitist fastracking program. these plebes are hopeless.

tomorrow i got quite a bit of shit to do. but im just going to take it easy, take it slow. im just a lowly intern. a loser who needs some good shit on his cv.

a subcubicle dweller trawling the bottom for scum. a subcubicle dweller that refers to pricewaterhousecoopers so much, in a cultured place like rj u refer to as plagiarising. a subcubicle dweller who's time does not matter, and the full cubicler, the senior officer and manager can thumb u down n kick u around.

anyway, for the cv
im doing it
im swallowing my pride
snapping my backbone
and being a total fucked up shit

asok ftw.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

of marshmallows and wings

yesterday was disappointing
yesterday night was fantastic

thanks zhenan
thanks aaron

the food at billy bombers was so-so
but the company was great
haha

im in a stink now
i cant find my h3 econs work due tomorrow
wawaweewa
haha heck just wait and see lor

whether anyone has a copy he can send to me.
or she.
whatever.

in the mean time i shall continue enjoying myself
weekends are precious
especially when u work in a fked up place

where they discuss (see title)

naah it cant be M18 because people at 12 already use them often. revolting.

Friday, November 9, 2007

waffle with ice cream

sigh, life is tough.
food today is average. but the mixed drink was impressive! haha..
spent the afternoon in nat lib reading sophie's world,
then drew a shirt for the b'day kid.

on the way back from city hall, talked to aaron on the train.
feel that recently we have walked rather far apart,
haha, but not a prob, he s easy going.
and we wanted to find some part time job!
not for the money, but juz to try..heehee..seems cool!

what to do tmr? wash cloth in HOSTEL!
life is sad... maybe hardcore mug SAT:)

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Don's First Law

If you don't like me or despise me, then you're stupid and therefore not important and you can just buzz off.




it's been a year already. thanks everyone who have remembered my birthday. I would reciprocate. Those who don't remember. DIE! Naah you're not important so you can fuck off and die.

wow i guess im in deep trouble now. havent even touched my h3 homework. haha. and its due by sunday. nope im just going to piece together some shit on saturday worthy of a U- grade. i would be so proud of myself.

i have yet to return the library book and its overdue by a week. but heck, the acjc people wanted to lend me the book. hah! suckers! anyway

my resolution for the next trip around the sun would be 1024 by 728.

eh fuck thats a stupid joke. i didn't even laugh. but that's not important.

i resolve to be nicer to people, even stupid and undeserving ones. and i resolve to be a chao mugger and mug my dick off, cos ultimately, 10 years down the road, what matters is ur As and not whether u mugged like a prc for it.

and i want to be a better chair, but i cant do much about such a noob job. right? right. let's move on. if u don't agree with me, fuck off.

and like stho, need to get my life in order and get a ahem ahem.
heehee
alright
that's all.

Happy Birthday, Me!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

INTP

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Economist
Engineer
Investment Banker
Lawyer/Attorney

All 4 of my dream jobs. other than building a playboy mansion in singapore.

sorry for the long hiatus. but i wont blog about my attachment till its over.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

a really retarded reflection on my really fucked up pw

PW has been a most unpleasant for me. the group has a sucky member and we were not particularly inspired. WR sucked and OP was only alright. I am really glad its all over.

Fuck off PW
RJ230 can also fuck off and DIE

muahahahaha.

im demented.