Saturday, March 22, 2008

End

AP is over. everything went as planned. nope, not planned. everything went as expected. what was not expected was the extent of screwyness that was our presentation on tibet.

im being nice here. the first presenter did not know what she was talking about. she started as if she didnt even know tibet existed until yesterday, and she seemed to know less about prc and their Great Leader Comrade Mao Zedong and his noble Cultural Revolution. or maybe a severe case of amnesia. she asked the same question and repeated the same answer to me at least thrice at starbucks yesterday, and then in the morning today she asked the same question again, and then during the presentation she forgot.

how nice. so we didnt begin with a bang. the trio before us, jorddy fernie and hwachongboy (think: pro) helped in our quest to look like idiots. we started off with a bang, but not the kinda bang. the desirabang.

and presenter numero deux, also known as zhegay, the coowner of the blog, was pretty impressive. his command of the language was hmm, command. superior to hrmmm. yea actually other than dangling modifiers, missing connectors etc, it was quite good. much better than all the prcs who presented today, but only just.

anyway, my dear comrade, lets constantly be reminded that not everyone in singapore is as informed as a prc whose literature consists of halliday resnick and mao zedong. jassie's part bruneian, but that does not discount the fact that singaporeans KNOW that tibetan is not derived from Tamil. just that most of them were kind enough to not point that out, among other obvious and grave problems. among them, the childish humor that disrupted da flo. wait, da flo, wasnt even there. we were more like at the end of a tributary to the 3 gorges dam. and this tributary in question happens to be a chemical factory that is churning out red and yellow liquid.

baah. so my time at smu every saturday morning is be come to nought. the prof looked displeased. when the people were laughing, i saw his grim face seething away at the idiocy of the presentation and the idiocy of those who laughed. the displeasure. hmm. looks like i dont need to apply for the lkc scholarshippe anymore. my already pathetic chances have been diminished. more.

well its not all their fault, but im egoistic, and lets leave that at that.

anyway, thanks zhenan for forming such an effective group. thanks for happily approaching her when i was still deliberating. and most of all, THANKS FOR LYING TO ME!

i said i want to slack, only do touch up. some fucker said ok. and then somehow it seems like i did quite a substantial shit of work. hmm. someone lied to me! the intent was there! mens rea, actus reus, both present! hmm, reeks of council-attitude. fuckers.

alright so im pretty screwed. more so for econs h3, cos i keep day dreaming and i dont even know how to do the homework. the test is nextweek, and im seriously in deep deep shit. i guess this week is for gaying dixit and skeath. argh.

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